Son - Mummy, where does it hurt?
Mummy - All the way up here.
Son - Well, just let me know if the pain moves down and you have trouble breathing, because I know the ambulance number and I have my phone.
Mummy - OK sweetie, I don't think that will be necessary, but thank you. Now off to bed!
Son - Makes an appearance 2 mins later carrying 'Emergency First Aid For Parents - Actually Mummy, the movie is really loud and I probably won't hear you so you will have to call yourself. The number is here on the front of this book.Yep, thanks son! You are really cute but Go To Bed!